Scissor Me, Mommy Tee
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$30.00 - Regular price
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Get your snips ready—this one’s for the bold plant mamas and daddies who aren’t afraid of a little trim. Our Scissor Me, Mommy Tee brings together two of our favorite things: houseplants and humor. Featuring a sultry little hanging pothos who’s definitely enjoying the attention, this shirt is the perfect mix of naughty and nice (and maybe just a little too relatable).
- TulTex 202: 100% ringspun cotton, soft-washed for a lived-in feel
- Unisex fit (true to size with minimal shrinkage)
- Durable DTF print — smooth, flexible, and long-lasting
- Designed by The Gay Ole Plant Shop™
Wear it to: your next plant swap, Pride weekend, or any time your pothos needs “a little discipline.”
For the plant parent who likes it a little… trimmed
Size Chart
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 17.5 | 26.63 |
| M | 19.5 | 28 |
| L | 21.25 | 29.38 |
| XL | 23 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 25 | 31.63 |
| 3XL | 27 | 32.5 |
Measuring Width: Item is laid down flat and measured from left to right below the sleeve.
Size specs are approximate. Variations (+/-) can occur due to the manufacturing process.
