"Hydrate Me, Hoe" Spray Bottle

Because your plants are thirsty—and so are you.

Your plant babies didn’t ask for basic, and neither should you. This Hydrate Me, Hoe bottle comes dressed in rich amber glass to keep your magic mixes fresh, an ergonomic black trigger sprayer that feels like butter in your hand, and a waterproof, fade-proof UV-DTF decal that’s as unapologetic as your watering schedule.

Why this hoe means business:

• Amber glass body – Blocks UV rays so your neem oil, foliar feeds, or pest-busting blends stay potent longer.
• UV-DTF decal sass – Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and fade-proof, so “Hydrate Me, Hoe” keeps serving looks no matter how wet things get.
• Adjustable sprayer – From soft mist for leaf pampering to steady stream for soil soaking—versatility, darling.
• Comfort grip – Perfect for marathon misting sessions across your indoor jungle.

Perfect for:
💦 Serving tropical rainforest vibes to your philodendrons.
🌱 Unleashing your homemade pest control on unwanted visitors.
🪴 Delivering liquid love to thirsty blooms.
💁♀️ Being the sassiest plant parent in the neighborhood.

Specs:

• Capacity: 16 oz (473 ml)
• Material: Amber glass Boston-round bottle
• Sprayer: Black trigger with mist/stream settings
• Decal: UV-DTF transfer—waterproof, fade-proof, scratch-resistant

Tagline: Because a well-watered hoe is a happy hoe.