Chlorophyll Me, Daddy Tee

Slip into Chlorophyll Me, Daddy Tee and let the whole greenhouse know you’re here for maximum photosynthesizing and minimal subtlety. One wink from that flirty little foliage and suddenly everyone wants to come over for a… light session.

Pair with shorts, pruning shears, and that smug glow you get after keeping a calathea alive for more than a week. Warning: side effects may include unsolicited plant-care questions and newfound photosynthetic admirers.

Cultivated exclusively by The Gay Ole Plant Shop™—we keep it green, we keep it queer, and we keep the dad jokes fertilized.

• Preshrunk 100% ringspun cotton jersey
• 4.5 oz.
• Graphite Heather is 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 65% polyester/35% cotton
• Antique colors & Sport Grey are 90% cotton/10% polyester
• Deluxe 30's Softstyle yarns
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Rolled forward shoulders
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
  

Size Chart

Measuring Width: Item is laid down flat and measured from left to right below the sleeve.

Size specs are approximate. Variations (+/-) can occur due to the manufacturing process.