The Gay Ole Mystery Plant Bundle

Because surprises are better when they’re green and a little dirty.

Think of this as plant roulette — you order, we pick, you squeal. Each Mystery Plant Bundle is stuffed with a lush, hand-selected mix of happy, healthy plants that will always be worth more than what you pay.

No two bundles are the same, and the amount of plants will vary depending on the mood of our greenhouse that day (and maybe how much caffeine we’ve had). Specific plants? Sorry, babe — we can’t promise what’s inside. That’s what makes it mysterious. 🌱✨

Pick Your Bundle

• Sprout Bundle – $39.99
  A lil’ taste of the green life. Perfect for the plant-curious or gifting to that friend who says they kill every plant. (We believe in them anyway.)
• Leafy Love Bundle – $79.99
  A cozy handful of leafy darlings to fluff up your space without breaking the bank — or your windowsill.
• Jungle Starter Bundle – $129.99
  For when you want to feel like you live in a rainforest but your rent says otherwise.
• Lush Life Bundle – $189.99
  Go big or go leafy. This box brings the drama with fuller plants, bigger leaves, and maybe a diva or two.
• Tropical Takeover Bundle – $279.99
  This is the plant collector’s fever dream. Large, rare, and absolutely extra — just how we like it.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Always worth more than you paid (we’re givers, not takers)
• Curated by plant nerds with excellent taste
• Keeps your collection fresh, fun, and full of surprises

Note: Plants come potted in nursery containers. The number, size, and type of plants will vary. No swaps, no peeks, no guarantees — just pure leafy chaos in a bundle.