Certified Plant Gay Tee

Loud. Proud. Plant Gay.
Say it with your whole chest in our Certified Plant Gay Tee — the ultimate statement piece for every fabulously queer plant lover. This vibrant burnout tie-dye tee is impossible to ignore, just like you when you walk into a nursery and come out with 12 more plants you “didn’t plan” to buy.

Every shirt is unique, every swirl is different, and every wearer is unapologetically plant-obsessed. Featuring bold white text and The Gay Ole Plant Shop™ branding, this tee is here to help you identify… as the gayest little plant parent in the greenhouse.

Why You’ll Love It

• Bold tie-dye swirl — no two shirts are the same
• Statement graphic that reads Certified Plant Gay (because… facts)
• Soft burnout fabric for that lived-in, festival-ready comfort
• Perfect for Pride, plant markets, concerts, or watering your 97 ferns

Shirt Details

• Style: CD1090 Adult Burnout Festival Tee
• Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester ring-spun burnout tie-dye
• Weight: 4.03 oz — lightweight and breezy
• Care: Wash separately (she’s colorful and dramatic)
• Individually dyed — expect natural variations
• Relaxed festival-style fit

Fit & Feel

Super soft, slightly textured burnout fabric with a comfortable, laid-back silhouette. This is your new weekend uniform.