"Squirt Me, Daddy" Spray Bottle

Because watering your plants should be equal parts hydration and flirtation.

Your plants deserve more than a basic mister—they deserve a whole experience. And this Squirt Me, Daddy bottle delivers. He’s rocking rich amber glass to keep your secret plant potions fresh, an ergonomic black trigger sprayer that mists smoother than a pickup line, and curves that demand attention on any shelf.

Why she’s more than just a pretty face:

• Amber glass body – Protects your homemade blends (neem oil, organic pest remedies, foliar feeds) from UV rays so they stay potent longer.
• UV-DTF decal sass – Waterproof, fade-proof, and scratch-resistant, so “Squirt Me, Daddy” stays bold and unapologetic no matter how wild your watering gets.
• Adjustable sprayer – Go from gentle mist for pampering delicate leaves to a steady stream for soaking thirsty soil.
• Comfort grip – Easy on the hands, even when you’re on your third plant shelf.

Perfect for:
💦 Misting monstera leaves like they’re on a tropical vacation.
🌱 Spraying down pests with your secret recipe bug buster.
🪴 Keeping your foliage fresh and fabulous with foliar feeds.
💁♀️ Or simply being the sassiest thing in your plant care arsenal.

Specs:

• Capacity: 16 oz (473 ml)
• Material: Amber glass Boston-round bottle
• Sprayer: Black trigger with mist/stream settings
• Decal: UV-DTF transfer—waterproof, fade-proof, scratch-resistant

Tagline: Hydrate your plants. Own the room. Spray with sass.