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The Gay Ole Plant Shop™

Plants & Bad Decisions Tote Bag

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Because sometimes your best life choices come in a 6-inch nursery pot. Our cheeky canvas tote is the perfect companion for your next plant haul—or your next impulse buy that “just needed a good home.”

Made from durable, eco-friendly cotton, this spacious bag fits more than just regrets and foliage. Whether you're hitting the farmer’s market, heading to a plant swap, or just avoiding eye contact with your bank account, this tote is here for the chaos.

Warning: May cause spontaneous Monstera adoption.

🪴 Heavy-duty 100% natural cotton canvas
🌱 Bold retro-inspired graphic in green, gold, and orange
📏 20" x 15" with 22" long shoulder straps
🛒 Fits several plants and at least three questionable life choices
🎁 Makes a hilarious gift for your favorite plant person (or yourself, let’s be real)

    Plants & Bad Decisions Tote Bag
    Plants & Bad Decisions Tote Bag
    Plants & Bad Decisions Tote Bag